Who was I kidding? I can’t get past you. You are the cops, you are my student loans.


"this tastes like shit" "haha how do you know what that ta-"


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  • fuck, jobs by the front bottoms (61,764 plays)


    my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

    (Source: lmpossibleprincess, via loserstreet)

  • tiddygorl:

    Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*

    (via lamesaucerylee)

  • l4brys:

    i wont rest until ive complained about everything

    (via wulfsbaine)