The most accurate representation of me telling a joke
the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i am too poor to buy lovely gifts for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them
do people in real life get pushed against a wall and kissed passionately does this actually happen because if so i need it to happen to me
"you only post selfies for the attention"
everything I do is for attention
Studying for finals is like encountering the silence: the second you look away from the book you forgot what you just read
I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone and I came up to her and asked her what she was drinking she told me “That’s none of your business” bitch I was trying to be fucking romantic and find love at a coffee shop
Fuck you and your fucking coffee
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"